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Forum: Jokes & Funnies 13-04-2017, 05:58 PM
Replies: 1,313
Views: 148,145
Posted By Pie Man
I once asked my ex wife "Have you ever orgasmed...

I once asked my ex wife "Have you ever orgasmed during sex?"
"Of course" she said "Lots of times"
"Well why haven't you let me know at the time?" I asked her
"You told me not to ring you at work...
Forum: General Chat 13-04-2017, 05:51 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,446
Posted By Pie Man
The View From Your House

From mine, a few houses across the road and behind them open countryside. Sounds nice except immediately outside my front garden is a large grassy area with a large electric pylon.
Forum: Food & Drink 13-04-2017, 05:40 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 8,258
Posted By Pie Man
Sorry I'm a bit late replying Joe, not been...

Sorry I'm a bit late replying Joe, not been online for a few days. I'm glad you liked them at that price. Though they do say you get what you pay for. I'd rather pay a bit ore for a decent pie than a...
Forum: General Chat 08-04-2017, 09:06 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 857
Posted By Pie Man
Good Morning, as the saying goes "sun's cracking...

Good Morning, as the saying goes "sun's cracking t'flags out there today"
Forum: General Chat 05-04-2017, 09:16 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,545
Posted By Pie Man
You know you're old when you and your teeth don't...

You know you're old when you and your teeth don't sleep together anymore.
Forum: General Chat 04-04-2017, 05:22 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,627
Posted By Pie Man
I'm loved by my daughters and granddaughter and...

I'm loved by my daughters and granddaughter and that's all.

Silly me, I forgot all the declarations of love I get in emails from African and Asian women and also of late I've become much loved by...
Forum: General Chat 04-04-2017, 10:57 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,545
Posted By Pie Man
Ha ha, it wasn't aimed at just ladies, there are...

Ha ha, it wasn't aimed at just ladies, there are also versions for men as I found out when my daughters thought it would be a good prank to order me free samples.
Forum: General Chat 04-04-2017, 10:39 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,545
Posted By Pie Man
Smile You Know You're Getting Old When

Instead of saying "Can you lend me a tenner?"
You say, "Can you lend me a Tena?"
Forum: Food & Drink 04-04-2017, 10:35 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 8,258
Posted By Pie Man
Looks like a good book but I thought every man...

Looks like a good book but I thought every man knew "The complete guide to making and baking the perfect pie"

Marry a woman who can bake.
Forum: General Chat 04-04-2017, 07:11 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 974
Posted By Pie Man
Talking Text Talk

You need a degree in cryptology nowadays to decipher texts from your kids with all their LOL,OMG, TTYL etc, so it's time us oldies had our own codes.

ATD - At the Doctor's
AGV - Anyone Got Viagra...
Forum: General Health 03-04-2017, 07:11 PM
Replies: 13
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Views: 1,457
Posted By Pie Man
I use Doublebase, I once got some on prescription...

I use Doublebase, I once got some on prescription after a skin problem on my leg, used it ever since for hard skin/moisturising etc.

"Doublebase Hydrating Gel Pump helps to relieve dry, chapped,...
Forum: General Chat 02-04-2017, 11:00 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,851
Posted By Pie Man
It's 40p to have a pee in the main entrance to...

It's 40p to have a pee in the main entrance to Leeds Train Station
Forum: General Chat 01-04-2017, 06:30 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,851
Posted By Pie Man
I don't miss the choice of toilet paper my...

I don't miss the choice of toilet paper my grandma had in hers, cut up newspaper or a roll of sandpaper disguised as Izal
Forum: Your Introductions! 01-04-2017, 02:20 PM
Replies: 23
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Views: 1,504
Posted By Pie Man
2824 I don't know if it would make it...

2824



I don't know if it would make it there in one piece
Forum: General Chat 01-04-2017, 09:24 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,182
Posted By Pie Man
Could you put a word in for me as well please? I...

Could you put a word in for me as well please? I cannot think of anybody who deserves a KBE more than myself.

"Keeping Bakers Employed"
Forum: General Chat 01-04-2017, 08:38 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 696
Posted By Pie Man
Good Morning and may you all have a splendiferous...

Good Morning and may you all have a splendiferous Saturday
Forum: Food & Drink 01-04-2017, 08:36 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 8,258
Posted By Pie Man
Reading through the forum I came across a recipe...

Reading through the forum I came across a recipe for a sausage and apple pie.
Forum: Your Introductions! 01-04-2017, 07:58 AM
Replies: 23
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Views: 1,504
Posted By Pie Man
Thanks for the welcome. I just eat them now,...

Thanks for the welcome.

I just eat them now, in my younger days, both when I lived at home, and when I was married I used to make them, my speciality was a meat pie made using a hot water...
Forum: Food & Drink 31-03-2017, 02:06 PM
Replies: 97
Views: 8,258
Posted By Pie Man
Hello Yorkshire gal, they have to be proper...

Hello Yorkshire gal, they have to be proper butchers pork pies, not the supermarket ones with a ball of dubious filling in them.
Forum: Your Introductions! 31-03-2017, 02:01 PM
Replies: 23
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Views: 1,504
Posted By Pie Man
Have a pie, there's no wrong time of the day for...

Have a pie, there's no wrong time of the day for a bit of pie scoffing:-)
Forum: Food & Drink 31-03-2017, 10:28 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 8,258
Posted By Pie Man
No, I'm a relative of Shrek who appeared in a few...

No, I'm a relative of Shrek who appeared in a few films, except I'm not green and I've got hair :lol:
Forum: Other Leisure Activities 31-03-2017, 10:26 AM
Replies: 350
Views: 25,592
Posted By Pie Man
I like to indulge in poetry of various forms, of...

I like to indulge in poetry of various forms, of late I've been getting to the Haiku style of 3 lines of 5-7-5 syllables, here's a couple of examples

The clear water flows
Breaking the morning...
Forum: Food & Drink 31-03-2017, 10:18 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 8,258
Posted By Pie Man
Thank you for the welcome fellow Yorkshire...

Thank you for the welcome fellow Yorkshire person, and obviously a fellow pie expert for us experts know that a pie with a soggy bottom is prone to bursting when one lifts the pie to the mouth and...
Forum: Food & Drink 31-03-2017, 10:12 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 8,258
Posted By Pie Man
If I wasn't so in love with pies I think I might...

If I wasn't so in love with pies I think I might have been after reading that. :-p
Forum: Food & Drink 31-03-2017, 09:30 AM
Replies: 97
Views: 8,258
Posted By Pie Man
There is one Cornish Pasty I've tried on a few...

There is one Cornish Pasty I've tried on a few occasions that I'm not in love with, it's a large Morrison's one based on the origin of the Pasty for the miners. Three quarters filled with...
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