I shall never understand Men
This morning I saw the postman further down my road.
He was well wrapped up, woolly bobble hat, big coat zipped up . . . . and shorts!!
Why?
Then I called in M & S for a coffee, bought a paper, and saw a pictured of a nude man in Brighton - wasn't you, was it UJ?
There he was, little bare botty, on the beach in nothing but a swimming hat of all things, just heading into the sea for a swim!!
They said it was minus 5.
If the icy water caused a cardiac arrest, who is to blame?
Why should the rescue people have to risk their own lives to help a half-witted exhibitionist like that?
Has anyone seen a nude woman bathing in the sea today?
NO.
Has anyone seen a postlady in shorts today?
NO.
So why do men have to do these things?
I shall never understand men.