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John
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Eastleigh Hampshire
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14-05-2021, 03:34 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
Love 17. Very funny
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realspeed
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South coast
Joined: Sep 2014
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14-05-2021, 07:37 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
met a Chinaman with only one leg, his name was " Won Ti Shu"
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Judd
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West Riding of Yorkshire
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14-05-2021, 09:11 PM
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Some crackers there Percy
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Percy Vere
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Wilds and woolly wastes of Staffordshire, UK
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15-05-2021, 04:14 PM
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effingpot
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Hampshire, UK
Joined: Mar 2016
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15-05-2021, 06:11 PM
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Re: One liners and short jokes!
When I was young, we were so poor we had to eat 'Normal-K' for breakfast...
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15-05-2021, 06:13 PM
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A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
He says “A pint for me and a pint for Tiny.”
“Why do you call him tiny?”
“Because he's my newt...”
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JBR
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Cheshire, UK
Joined: Sep 2015
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15-05-2021, 07:49 PM
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A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
He says “A pint for me and a pint for Tiny.”
“Why do you call him tiny?”
“Because he's my newt...”
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effingpot
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Hampshire, UK
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16-05-2021, 02:44 PM
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I'm never getting dressed whilst listening to old Disney songs again!
I just zippered me do-dah!
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16-05-2021, 02:45 PM
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This guy in Tesco just threw cream in my face.
How dairy!
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Percy Vere
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16-05-2021, 03:20 PM
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Zippered me doo-dah
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