Re: If you suddenly became seriously rich?
Originally Posted by
Nom
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If i had money now i would leave Britain, there are a few on here that would like to drop in and say high to, but only a few. Many more have left the site.
There are a few I would like to meet as well, Nommy.
I would start by paying a professional to come and pick the locks on your man-cave, remove all the big bolts and disconnect your electric fencing.
You wouldn't curse me for long because I would come armed with the best binoculars and camera ever invented for you.
I would then whisk you off by my chauffeur driven limo to the finest medics in the world and get your poorly foot and hands sorted.
Do you like how this is going? . . . .
I would probably have to go then, as you would no doubt have been either rude, or got a bit fruity, by then, and being the lady that I am, I'd be having none of it!
After I'd fixed Nomkins, I would love to take my helicopter to several of the other ladies here, plus my bestest gentlemen friends and we could all fly off to somewhere warm and exotic for the holiday of a lifetime. Wonderful meals, wonderful company, and lots of laughs.
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After all this, I would wake up at home in my bed, with my pooches prodding me to get up.
I would smile at the nice dream I'd had, but be just as happy at home after all.