23-07-2018, 06:52 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Mr G: Oh deary me, deary deary me! SP! SP! Come up stairs. [He looks around the edge of the stage.] Where's my wife SP?
[SP enters carrying a big wooden spoon. Mr G is facing the other way so SP comes up behind him and wacks him on the head to get his attention.]
SP: Mr G. What is it? What do you want? [Knocks Mr G down] Why aren't you helping with the housework? [Mr G motions to the audience. SP looks around surprised.]
Oh hello everybody I'm Mr G's wife SP. How do you do? Very nice to meet you. [Bows and waves.]
Mr G: SP how 'bout a kiss? Kissy! kissy! kissy! [Mr G walks towards SP waving his arms to embace her.]
SP: [Pushing him backwards.] No Mr G you can't have a kiss.
[This is repeated a couple of times.]
Mr G: Oh please!
SP: Oh alright then. [She puts her spoon down.] But first I must blow my nose. [She picks up her apron and blows her nose very loudly and for a long time. They then kiss in an exaggerated manner, flapping their arms and spinning around in circles. Suddenly they part and Mr G looks out to the audience. SP grabs her spoon and hits Mr G over the head.
SP: That's enough Mr G, besides you've got a headache. Now Mr G I’m going downstairs to make supper and look after the ... [Baby cries] Oh listen to that. [Baby cries] Look Mr G now you’ve gone and woken the baby. [Hits Mr G on the head and disappears below leaving Mr G rubbing his head. ]
Mr G: What a beauty! What a pretty wife!