29-06-2020, 04:03 PM
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Re: Things that annoy you!
Originally Posted by
Tedc
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Two things which, right at the moment, annoy me to bits.
Both TV Adverts:-
1) Cheap Cremations! (or, "cash In On Corvid")
2) Erectile Disfunction (or, "make use of your Lockdown!")
Love it, with all the crap going on and people being worried about how they are going to make ends meet, amongst other things, is it any wonder blokes are having trouble getting it up?
Imagine this scenario, he's lost his job, she's just about holding onto hers and they're one payment away from losing their home, she comes home totally stressed!
" Hi love, there's good news and bad news, I still can't find a job and we've had a nasty letter from the mortgage people, but on the plus side I contacted a couple of companies online and now have a stonking great erection, we can have loads of sex then commit suicide because as well as sorting out my erectile dysfunction, I've got us a cracking deal on cremation!