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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Once ashes had cooled and all was put right
I settled down for the rest of the night
But I was wakened in the early hours
By a knock on the door and a bunch of flowers
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08-09-2019, 07:44 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Once ashes had cooled all was put right
I settled down for the rest of the night
But I was wakened in the early hours
By a knock on the door and a bunch of flowers
It was Dongle, I bet that gave you a fright.
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08-09-2019, 07:45 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

'twas Sunday morn and all was calm
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08-09-2019, 08:11 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

'twas Sunday morn and all was calm
Coz the folks were asleep on the Funny Farm
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

'twas Sunday morn and all was calm
Coz the folks were asleep on the Funny Farm
As the church bells rang
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08-09-2019, 12:22 PM
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'twas Sunday morn and all was calm
Coz the folks were asleep on the Funny Farm
As the church bells rang
And the choir boys sang
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08-09-2019, 12:48 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

twas Sunday morn and all was calm
Coz the folks were asleep on the Funny Farm
As the church bells rang
And the choir boys sang
The Sexton treated his mouth with Lip Balm
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08-09-2019, 12:52 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Omar the Camel got the hump
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08-09-2019, 12:59 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Omar the Camel got the hump
Because his name rhymed with Trump
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Omar the Camel got the hump
Because his name rhymed with Trump
Dismayed, he said "What can I do?"
 
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