12-01-2019, 02:10 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
OK, my last few words on the court subject, honest to God, anyway it’s more like a tip really.
In all the films and plays I've seen I have yet to see a juror, a defendant, or any court official ask to be excused in order to go to the toilet, and the proceeding can go on for hours non stop, seems a bit unnatural to me.
The accused swayed uneasy in the dock
Surrounded by gowns and wigs
His eyes glued to the courtroom clock
For he drank too much Syrup of Figs.
Sweetie be careful what you drink before you are seated amongst your fellow jurors, ya never know how long you’ll be there, just sayin’ like, but as the TV ad says “Don’t let a weak bladder spoil your fun”