Re: Coronavirus jokes
Here's a poignant adaptation of an old joke.
A copper arrests little Johnny at a rave:
Plod - How old are you?
Johnny - 12
Plod - Why did you go to the rave?
Johnny - I want to catch covid
Plod - You're 12 and want to catch covid! Why?
Johnny - Well, I'm going to go home and give it to the au pair. She's going to give it to my dad. He's going to give it to my mum. She's going to give it to the gardener. And he's the bastard I'm after, 'cos he killed my pet frog.