13-06-2017, 10:23 PM
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Ah Pug there you are, wondering where you'd got to.Don't forget where there’s life there’s hope old boy, but don't divorce the wife yet.
I never had much luck with the girls in my youth, I lacked finesse and tact with females for a start. I remember I had my eye on a girl who worked in the local bread shop, she was no oil painting, a bit crusty faced with crumby legs, but a fella has to start off somewhere and work his way up, so to speak.
One day I got the courage up to ask her out, I waited outside the shop until she finished work then asked her would she like to go to the pictures with me the following night, she looked at me as if I had two heads “Certainly not!” says she “I’m a lesbian”
As cool as you like. Well that shook me up a bit, this was in the early sixties and I didn’t even know real lesbians existed, now I have a houseful of them living next door, how times have changed.
14-06-2017, 11:25 AM
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talkin of which back in my sordid youth there was a scrubber who was reputed to be a nymhomaniac - well me mates said she was anyones. One night we heard some how [ tom tom drums in those days no mobile phones] that she would be the local flicks. sure enough when we got down there and peered into the gloom there she was sitting in a row. we siddled in and I managed to get the seat next to her - with some dutch courage I placed my hand atop of hers and left it there [it was still attached to me arm however] not a movement she just ignored it - I removed it in disgust what did she take me for a nympho-homo?14-06-2017, 09:28 PM
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A nympho homo Gummy? that must be one of the new modern sexes, never heard of that one but it sounds nice and clinical. That wouldn’t be what they used to call a dirty bas..rd in the old days would it?
I think puberty is the most confusing time of a young mans life, well for me it was, you had no access to the real facts and there was nobody around to tell you, sex education in schools was unheard of then, and no kid in their right mind would ask their parents, most of them didn’t even know themselves, just the blunt basics. A few wise lads would tell you all sorts of stories, and you’d be so eager to learn that you would believe anything they said.
Nowadays sex is in your face everywhere you look, a bit too much I think, and when you get too much of a good thing one is inclined to get bored. (maybe I chose the wrong word there, I meant fed up)
15-06-2017, 01:22 AM
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Pulled you off what,gumbud? That vertical slide sounds improbable...surely,a vertical slide is a chute? ...and I most certainly do NOT want anyone shooting me in my end-oh,young Mr spitfire...I feel as if I'm missing out on something important-but I can't quite put my finger on it...
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