07-06-2020, 08:46 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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We should have a peaceful evening now girls.That Dongle man won't be here late as he will need to be up for work tomorrow.
Work - (he calls it that).
From what his boss told me, he spends most of the time asleep in the staff room.
07-06-2020, 09:13 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Watch out. I have spotted the Northampton numpty. 
I know you really meant to say "That adorable Northampton lady" so I won't punish you this time.
Now then Dongle, how many useless things have you notched up today? Have you set a new record this time?
07-06-2020, 09:19 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I'm considering taking my phone to work with me which means I will have all day to check up on you.
Evil cackle....
07-06-2020, 10:34 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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That's what I do, so that I can annoy the hell out of these wimmin at will. Evil cackle....
Oh No Judsy.
You men don't annoy us - you amuse us.
The strange beliefs you feeble blokes have that you might one day overpower us gentle, feminine souls is immensley amusing to us.
As for you fellas taking your phones to work, we fully understand it is secretly because you cannot bear to be without us for a whole day.
We are very understanding like that.
07-06-2020, 10:53 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oh No Judsy.You men don't annoy us - you amuse us.
The strange beliefs you feeble blokes have that you might one day overpower us gentle, feminine souls is immensley amusing to us.
As for you fellas taking your phones to work, we fully understand it is secretly because you cannot bear to be without us for a whole day.
We are very understanding like that.
07-06-2020, 11:14 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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And as for you sir, I can see you sitting there, glass in hand, trying to stay awake whilst on sentry duty, but once I put on my soothing music and top your glass up, you will be gone in seconds.We have confiscated your alarm clock, so I doubt we will see you surface out of your pit until Monday.
Sweet dreams Mr. Judd.
Aah, how blissfully peaceful when those twerps clear off - except for their awful snoring.
07-06-2020, 11:24 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Right you manky male critters, I am off for a much deserved rest now.You have made me work hard today.
Give me a few minutes to have my shower, then you can bring me a warm drink and my hot water bottle if you will.
And don't sit there nodding off in your chairs either, I've only got to brush me teeth now . . . (I expect you all put yours in a mug at night). Hahaha . .
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