21-12-2017, 02:29 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Juno wot? Eh? No? Well I'll TELL yers...
That total TIT that got lost yesterday trying t'find the
coast,ffs,has put in a complaint to the county council,because he had to drive across a fekkin causeway to get onto this island! An
official complaint,stating its against imaginary Elfen Safety rules he's just made up! I've just had an HOUR speaking to my MP [I happen t'know the bloke,so not a biggy] about this island. Right-for all yooz losers wot spend yer days fingering keyboards,it's name is Osea,in the River Blackwater. Now-I'm NOT alone here-we have eight permanent residents and a special place for celebs who have problems.
THEY all find their way to the mainland and back,often several times a day,without dramas. So do the dustmen,the postman,the milkman,various supermarket delivery drivers,etc..but a GOVERNMENT official can't even find the fekkin COAST,then manages,having driven across the causeway onto the island....to get LOST AGAIN,trying to get OFF it,back to the urban areas he STARTED OUT from,ffs!!!!! ...and yous lot wonder why this country's in the shitfest it currently stinks of! Bloody Norah-my granny's granny could navigate better than that! SHE once went right to the bottom of the orchard unaccompanied! Bugger this...time for Puggy to take matters into his own hands and stir up some REAL shit for those self-important expenses-fiddling,porn-downloading tory twats! Watch this space.....