Re: £10 Assisted Passage
Originally Posted by
Uncle Joe
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Yes Bruce matey, but as I've pointed out previously, you also have salt-water crocodiles, great white Sharks and numerous poisonous snakes and creepy crawlies capable of killing and/or maiming any unsuspecting human who wanders into their territory.
Joe, me old pal, me old beauty. You really are a treasure house of joyful ignorance. As someone pointed out the chances of any of those creatures harming you are minuscule.
Snakes want to get away from a human, the people that get bitten are inevitably those that that try to catch or kill a snake. There is one death a year on average.
Sharks? on average less than 20 people are killed by sharks
world wide whereas over 50 people die from drowning on Australian beaches alone.
Spiders, I have had a families of red backs living in my garage door and front door frames for decades. Never been bitten by any spider. No one dies from spider bites.
Compare this with horse riding in the
UK which results in
10 deaths a year. British horses are obviously far more dangerous than sharks, crocodiles, snakes and spiders put together. You'd be safer living here and if you were fortunate enough to do so your life expectancy would receive a sudden boost too.