31-01-2018, 12:23 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Words are indeed wonderful RJ, and here's another new one.
We have Decibels for the measure of sound, but do you know what we use to measure smells?
The ‘Stonkibert’ is a unit of smell, the Stonkibert is the yardstick used by the perfume trade as the official measure of smell strength, a scale of 1-10, incidentally 10 Stonkiberts would prove fatal. an good example is ammonia which smells in at 7 Stonkiberts.
I’m telling you all this because last night I made a discovery, did you know that you cannot smell anything in a dream?
In my dream I was asked to be a judge in a perfume testing session, twenty tiny bottles were placed in front of me, all labeled A-T and my job was to Sronkibert them 1-6. I went through the twenty bottles one after the other and found I couldn’t smell a thing! not a fraction of a Stonkibert registered in my nostrils. The strange thing was all the other judges were doing fine smelling away and jotting down their opinions.
So there you have it, that’s two things I have discovered about dreaming, one, you cannot see your own face in a dream, and two, you cannot smell anything in a dream.
Next time I’ll be going for the hat trick and find out if I can taste anything in a dream.(anyone know what the unit of measurement is for taste?)
A smell can wake one out of a dream, thank God for that, many lives have been saved when sleepers smelled smoke and people were able to move out of a building on fire.
Footnote: One should always carry a pocket Stonkimeter when visiting toilets in strange pubs, before one enters extend the Stonkimerere to arms length and if it hits 5 retreat and try again later, 3 Stonkiberts is the normal for mens toilets.