Re: Limerick (Part 4)

But Bert was a passionate man
So he picked up with a lass called Fran
Who was buxom and pert
And seemed a dead cert
But she preferred to go out with Stan


Now Stan, had plenty of brass

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Now Stan, had plenty of brass
And was looking for a lady with class

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Now Stan, had plenty of brass
And was looking for a lady with class
Fran seemed to fit the bill

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Now Stan, had plenty of brass
And was looking for a lady with class
Fran seemed to fit the bill
Although she was over the hill

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Now Stan, had plenty of brass
And was looking for a lady with class
Fran seemed to fit the bill
Although she was over the hill
She was buxom with one helluva'n ass





Fran's sister was immediately jealous

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Fran's sister was immediately jealous
'Cos she too had an eye for the fellas

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Fran's sister was immediately jealous
'Cos she too had an eye for the fellas
She dyed her hair blonde

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Fran's sister was immediately jealous
'Cos she too had an eye for the fellas
She dyed her hair blonde
As if by a wave of a wand

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Fran's sister was immediately jealous
'Cos she too had an eye for the fellas
She dyed her hair blonde
As if by a wave of a wand
What happened next, pray tell us?

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Emma (Fran's sister) went a-flirting