Re: Limericks. (New).

When it was dustbin day in Deene
Mrs.Jones came out and caused a scene
She had put a cat in her bin

Re: Limericks. (New).

When it was dustbin day in Deene
Mrs.Jones came out and caused a scene
She had put a cat in her bin
That had become rather thin

Re: Limericks. (New).

When it was dustbin day in Deene
Mrs.Jones came out and caused a scene
She had put a cat in her bin
That had become rather thin
As it would only eat Chow Mein.




When a Gipsy knocked on Berts door

Re: Limericks. (New).

When a Gipsy knocked on Berts door
He was shocked to see what she wore

Re: Limericks. (New).

When a Gipsy knocked on Berts door
He was shocked to see what she wore
Here blouse was so low

Re: Limericks. (New).

When a Gipsy knocked on Berts door
He was shocked to see what she wore
Here blouse was so low
She had her boobies on show

Re: Limericks. (New).

When a Gipsy knocked on Berts door
He was shocked to see what she wore
Her blouse was so low
She had her boobies on show
And all Bert could say was Phwoar

She said cross my palm

Re: Limericks. (New).

She said cross my palm
I said no way ma'am

Re: Limericks. (New).

She said cross my palm
I said no way ma'am
For my future I don't want to know

Re: Limericks. (New).

She said cross my palm
I said no way ma'am
For my future I don't want to know
So you'd best turn around and go