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30-04-2018, 07:46 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

She went to reception to complain
They said sorry and offered champagne
She grabbed the bottle with glee
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30-04-2018, 07:58 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

She went to reception to complain
They said sorry and offered champagne
She grabbed the bottle with glee
Especially cos it was free
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30-04-2018, 10:33 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

She went to reception to complain
They said sorry and offered champagne
She grabbed the bottle with glee
Especially cos it was free
And decided their loss was her gain.



She took her champagne to the park
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30-04-2018, 10:46 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

She took her champagne to the park
And drank it until it got dark
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30-04-2018, 11:49 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

She took her champagne to the park
And drank it until it got dark
When a man with a dog
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01-05-2018, 01:34 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

She took her champagne to the park
And drank it until it got dark
When a man with a dog
Who was out for a jog
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01-05-2018, 08:22 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

She took her champagne to the park
And drank it until it got dark
When a man with a dog
Who was out for a jog
Startled Gertie and the dog began to bark.

Drunken Gertie threw herself at the man
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01-05-2018, 08:30 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

(Gertie is such a tart)

Drunken Gertie threw herself at the man
He didn't fancy her, so off he ran
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01-05-2018, 08:31 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Originally Posted by Lion Queen ->
(Gertie is such a tart)
She's not called flirty Gertie for nothing
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01-05-2018, 08:32 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Drunken Gertie threw herself at the man
He didn't fancy her, so off he ran
But the dog stayed behind
 
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