06-03-2018, 11:58 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Whilst I would never cast nasturtiums at anyone in particular for gossiping about womanly bedroom goings on, things have never really been the same since that Swedish Ikea put wicked thoughts of passion into some heads.But if a man had been locked in that wardrobe the story would have been somewhat different in the telling
View below clip with caution as there is some bare flesh which may upset/excite some viewers, however no handcuffs were used in this advert
06-03-2018, 01:52 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Pug
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My DARLING Cutiebear......you DO realise,that if this lot find out about us [and how you like me to handcuff your ankles to the bedposts,then make you giggle with my tickling stick] that we'll have to let them see our videos? HMMM? ...and then how can you EVER face Mother Superior again,knowing it was HER knickers you saw hanging from the lightshade in my bedroom? HMMM? ... [the M&S label gave her away]. BLOODY good job she didn't get her knickers from C&A,what? [smirk] However,Cutie & I are 'just good frenz'. OK?!?
06-03-2018, 02:03 PM
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Solo I think you may have created a new word for sexual activity in a wardrobe= “Narnism”
I vaguely remember reading many years ago about a politician being found dead in a wardrobe in Mayfair, a sex game gone wrong again, he was naked and tied up with an orange in his mouth and a flower behind his ear. I think it was all hushed up because it was never mentioned in the papers again.
Pug you behave yourself now, it’s bad enough with the Gummy fella scarring the life outa the poor girl in the hardware store, what is the world coming to I ask you. (You wouldn’t be interested in a good secondhand ash wardrobe by any chance, very sound safety stabilisers on it)
06-03-2018, 03:12 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by solo
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Whilst I would never cast nasturtiums at anyone in particular for gossiping about womanly bedroom goings on, things have never really been the same since that Swedish Ikea put wicked thoughts of passion into some heads.But if a man had been locked in that wardrobe the story would have been somewhat different in the telling
View below clip with caution as there is some bare flesh which may upset/excite some viewers, however no handcuffs were used in this advert
06-03-2018, 03:16 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Jem
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Solo I think you may have created a new word for sexual activity in a wardrobe= “Narnism”I vaguely remember reading many years ago about a politician being found dead in a wardrobe in Mayfair, a sex game gone wrong again, he was naked and tied up with an orange in his mouth and a flower behind his ear. I think it was all hushed up because it was never mentioned in the papers again.
Pug you behave yourself now, it’s bad enough with the Gummy fella scarring the life outa the poor girl in the hardware store, what is the world coming to I ask you. (You wouldn’t be interested in a good secondhand ash wardrobe by any chance, very sound safety stabilisers on it)
Incidentally Jem was watching a back page of "who do you think you are" Julie Waters was on - made me hang me head in shame!
06-03-2018, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by solo
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Today's words of wisdom. Never Hula Hoop without a bra on, That is all
A bit too wobbly maybe
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