Pussyfooting around in Bulgaria?

Oh I say Gummy Bear.
Do you want to borrow my bikini?

SEE?

Yakkity yakkity blah blah take-a-breath-start again yakkity blah.

YOU OZZIE PRAT! WHO d'you think was holding the f###ng camera,you plonker?!?!?!?

THREE miles,along a tiny,winding lane with overhanging branches,blind bends,wires out over the road...and a bunch of stockbroker-type self-important co#cksuckers who would NOT understand that they had IGNORED the escort vehicle ahead of me [usually out of sight on lanes like that]...and one bloke got out of his Range Rover with a jemmy bar to give it the ''I'm wellard'' and swung the thing at me. My forward camera caught him suddenly going to sleep. NO idea what happened;I think he tripped over his self-important wallet,officer.
However - for poor ickle 'Ozzie no mates',here's a couple more pics...













...the tracked jib is what I had to load the building onto the trailers with,from the quayside. My ''Yellow Peril'' is plated for a 100 ton lift,so had to be used,as no other crane could access that site,down that tiny lane,then uphill across two fields,then STILL have to reverse into the clearing,then STILL require buzz-cutting the branches from the overhang....and if you look,you can see where that pr#ck whacked me with that jemmy bar...which is why I laid him out in front of all his everso important ''Juno Hoowiam'' tosser pals in that lane. I'm getting angry,so,I'm off. Didn't expect even more abuse,for doing my job safely;a job I'm qualified and licensed,for,plus experienced at successfully completing in adverse situations,in a manner that ensures that DESPITE those adverse conditions,nobody's dad get killed/injured...not when I'M on site,anyway....and yes,Dave,I really DO enjoy it. Makes a huge change from trying to explain vacuum-curvature momentum physics to spotty virgins who THINK they understand momentum physics and the mathematical formulations therein...but in reality,just want to play Game of fkn Thrones on their pratpods! Bye,y'all.