Rehab you never answered if I could change Positions.

Nope Why? And What ?

Update..still need an air traffic controller...an Australian pilot doesn’t have to be from Australian but the ability to drink Fosters would help..A Polish pilot..same applies, need urgently because the toilet in the ladies lav us still leaking.

You need to change that to `ability to drink Fosters without throwing up`

That's me out then.

Edited....I will put you down for toilet cleaner....I hope you remaining years will be long and useful, like a toilet roll

1. A hero/heroine, would suit a tally how type, cravat and pipe optional. Longdogs
2. An air traffic controller, would suit someone with a short attention span therefore very few lines.
3. An elderly engineer, anyone who knows about spanners and stuff like that Tpin
4. A German pilot, (boo..hiss!) ideal role for someone with a monocle, a bad German accent, a scar and shiny thigh boots Twink
5. A Wing Commander, ideally someone old, portly with a large moustache and a Labrador Judd
6. A couple of Commonwealth/ foreign pilots, Americans, Canadians particularly welcome, Polish would be ideal (there is a leak in the ladies WC again) South African Pilot Cosmos Australian Pilot Sweetie Pie
7. A few more bods for the walk on parts, i.e the obligatory cast of thousands and chariot drivers Caricture
8. Pub staff...landlord, busty barmaids etc Mups, Rhiannon, Morty
9. Ping Pong Bats....Rhian

All good so far Rehab. Can't wait for the bit where ATC Rhian guides me in after a bit of a rough ride.