Re: Jokes for blokes
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My dick's gone orange."
The sceptical doctor pauses to think and asks the man to drop his pants so he can check.
Sure enough, the chap's dick is orange. The doctor tells the man, "This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person's life."
Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doctor asks, "How are things going at work?"
The man replies that he was fired about six weeks ago and the doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress.
The man responds, "No. The boss was a real arse, I had to work 20 to 30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours. I'm getting paid double what I got in the old job and the boss is really great."
So the doctor rules out work stress as the reason. He asks the man, "How's your home life?" The man says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months ago." The doctor reasons that this has got to be the cause for all of the patient's stress.
But the man says, "No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God am I glad to be rid of that old bitch." So the doctor takes a few minutes to think a little longer. He enquires, "Do you have any hobbies or a social life?"
The guy replies, "No, not really. Most nights I sit at home, watch porno films and eat Cheesy Wotsits."