19-06-2010, 11:40 AM
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Health Insurance
An old man suffered a serious heart attack and had openheart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to
find himself in the care of nuns at the Cabrini Catholic Hospital .
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how
he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health
insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked if he had any money in the bank.
He replied. 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became irritated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are
not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
The patient replied, 'Then send the bill to my Brother-in-Law'.
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