Proof That The World Is Nuts!

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with
animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual
relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly
at them during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs
of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of
wood at all times.

(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.!

(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel
the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill
her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her
bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be
killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England -
but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens, her
mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex
with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had
to pass this law?)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for pleasure.


(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30
times its own weight and always falls over on its right
side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of???)

(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts!

So why do other species bother to do it?

Re: Proof That The World Is Nuts!

Which head do they chop off?

It adds a whole new meaning to say a stiff has wood.(oxymoron?)