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Re: Wood you buy a wooden toaster or woodent you?

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Ooh. Perhaps they stayed the night?
Ha! Yes possibly...
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14-06-2018, 09:33 PM
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I can’t believe there is such a thing as a wooden toaster! It sounds novel though!

Some years ago, a local young woman stuck a knife into a toaster as the bread had got stuck. She died instantly.

So tragic. Why didn’t she unplug the toaster first?
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14-06-2018, 09:39 PM
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Wooden toaster, this has to be a joke.

You can't beat toast toasted under the grill with cheese on top, yum yum
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15-06-2018, 07:39 AM
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Re: Wood you buy a wooden toaster or woodent you?

Why do I get the feeling that only a single person believes me.
Come on guys, wood I make jokes about wooden toasters?

Wood I or wooden eye?
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15-06-2018, 07:55 AM
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Re: Wood you buy a wooden toaster or woodent you?

You wood for sure woodnt you, you wood wood wood.

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15-06-2018, 08:38 AM
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A wooden toaster!..oh I say...do The makers sell wooden Barbecue grills too?
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15-06-2018, 09:00 AM
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Re: Wood you buy a wooden toaster or woodent you?

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Why do I get the feeling that only a single person believes me.
Come on guys, wood I make jokes about wooden toasters?

Wood I or wooden eye?
I know it's genuine by the 3+ years guarantee.
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15-06-2018, 09:43 AM
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Poppy, Which branch did you buy the toaster from?

I hope you twigged my joke!!
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15-06-2018, 01:08 PM
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Re: Wood you buy a wooden toaster or woodent you?

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Poppy, Which branch did you buy the toaster from?

I hope you twigged my joke!!
Of course I did, Arty.

The toaster and lots of other useful gadgets are on offer at ALDI this week.

Check them out
https://www.aldi.com.au/en/special-b...s-wed-20-june/

They don't seem to have a wooden BBQ grill, May.
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15-06-2018, 01:20 PM
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Re: Wood you buy a wooden toaster or woodent you?

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I know it's genuine by the 3+ years guarantee.
There woodent be a warranty on the wooden toaster.
The 3+ means your age. Do you qualify?
 
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