28-09-2015, 08:12 PM
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You can spot a false smile a mile away, that girl who sticks the letters up on the board in Countdown always has a false smile, and I’m just waiting for a bombshell to drop about Boris Johnson’s private life.
I think there is nothing that looks more beautiful on a woman’s face than a big smile, you can throw away all your paints and powders, fancy clothes and jewellery, and just stand there with a big smile on your face and you’ll be the most popular girl in the whole dance hall. In fact I guarantee it.
28-09-2015, 08:48 PM
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I've just can't get this image out of me mind of this lovely girl standing in the dance hall who has thrown away her powder,jewellry and clothes - standing there buck naked with a big smile on and all those guys standing around with horizontal tent poles all grinning too!!nice one Jem!
29-09-2015, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by gumbud
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couple of bottles of Marke Original Oettinger Pils + one Hoyo de Monterey + the best of Pavarotti - one hour 20 minsone organism = 30 secs
you choose?
29-09-2015, 10:57 AM
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Oh God I do walk into these awkward situations sometimes, and all because of genuine smiles versus false smiles, dear God, please give me the simple life. Where you can grow your own food, brew your own beer, breath fresh air, and you can’t beat your own milk and eggs. alas the wife would never leave the city and it’s all too late now.
I don't believe in frettin' and grievin'
Why mess around with strife'
I never was cut out to step and strut out
Give me the simple life
Some find it pleasant dining on pheasant
Those things roll off my knife
Just serve me tomatoes and mashed potatoes
Give me the simple life
A cottage small if all I'm after
Not one that's spacious and wide
A house that rings with joy and laughter
And the ones you love inside
Some like the high road, I like the low road
Free from the care and strife
Sounds corny and seedy, but yes, indeed
Give me the simple life. (Sung by Ella Fitzgerald)
29-09-2015, 07:12 PM
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That wasn't me Solo, that was Ella Fitzgerald's dinner.
I haven't eaten a tomato in years, can't get a decent tomato in town ever since they started impregnating them with bit's of fish and the devil knows what else, genetic engineering has messed up most of the good vegatables we use in the cities today, wish I lived in the country.
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