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We won't really do it of course, but he needn't know that.

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It's lucky for you two blighters that I'm off for me tea or I would have given you short shrift. Thus duly nourished, I shall return and return to the job of throwing you bodily out into the street.

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You couldn't pick me up Judd ... never mind both of us.

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Don't you just luv it when he tries to go all strong and masterful Morti?

As you say, he couldn't manage one of us, let alone both. Lol.

I suppose we could perhaps pretend to be afraid, just to keep the old boy happy, then we can nab him easier once he's all relaxed and off guard.

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We could act afraid .. but I think his whipped puppy dog look is so cute.

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I agree.
Gawd, what's happening to us? We must be getting soft in our old age.

Think I'll reset the man traps and turn the security lights back on incase he returns. I have got a smashing one that hoists them up into a tree if they tread on it. That should be fun.

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What a brilliant idea!
Just as well Bonfire Night has gone or he'd be mistaken as a Guy and nicked.

Do you think his ears are burning right now?

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Probably.
Mind you, his bum'll be burning too if we bar-b-que him Sunday - or maybe we should save him for the Easter weekend.
We could invite some of the other hard working ladies round and make a day of it.
If he's lost too much weight and got a bit scrawny, we could always turn him into burgers instead.

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There was something I needed to do, now what was it?

Oh yes, be last to post.

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Ladies, this Judd is getting too big for his boots. I wonder if his mum would like to join us...... I bet she always gets the last word with him!