22-05-2010, 06:56 AM
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My dogs
This morning I went along to sign my dogs up for social security benefits.At first the lady said rather sniffily, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare!
So I explained to her my dogs are mixed in colour, unemployed, absolutely lazy, can't speak English & have no frigging clue who their daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing, food & entertainment, & medical care, & feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their 1st cheques on Friday.
Damn this is a great country!
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