shaggy dog tale

But shortened cos I type slowly.

The scene-the polar ice cap.

Characters -baby polar bear and many older relations.

Baby bear goes to each with a question-"am I a polar bear?"


You can fill in the long winded answers.



The punch lines are from his mum and baby bear after spinning the story as long as you like.


Mum-"little one you have asked all the family,even the great Grandaddy bear who is the ruler of the ice cap and they all said you are a polar bear-so why do you ask?"


Baby bear-"It`s because I `m bloody freezing"