The old vampire

After 500 years of seducing young ladies this old vampire needed some tooth work. Not being on the NHS he had to go private.

He searched and searched and found one `Murray and Westrena-female dentists,if it throbs we can get it out`


So he went and they were gorgeous ladies with ivory necks and pert breasts who sat him down and put him out.

When he woke his fangs were removed but in place were just tiny weedy things.

And the moral of this tale?

There is no sucker like an old sucker