Re: Live from Rehabs Shed.
ATTENTION...ATTENTION
Rehab will be making am announcement in the snug of the Jockeys Nostril later today about the Gnomish Threat to our green and pleasant land.
Please come early, there will be a buffet and a free bar
Tickets are available at the door £50 per person. 10% discount for coffin dodgers. (Note to UJ, it’s a joke right? Security have been informed to deny you entrance)
No children, no animals, no poofters.
This has been a Rehab Production announcement.