07-04-2017, 09:57 PM
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Nearly had sex with a ladyboy last night.Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman.
Danced like a woman.
Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he
reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement!
That's when I thought - Hang on just a minute!
08-04-2017, 07:51 AM
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Re: Mens corner
Originally Posted by oldgreyfox
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nearly had sex with a ladyboy last night.Picked him up in a night club. He looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman.
Danced like a woman.
Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he
reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement!
That's when i thought - hang on just a minute!
08-04-2017, 07:57 AM
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Re: Mens corner
I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm, bless him.I shouted - "Where you off to Charlie?"
He said, "I'm off to change a light bulb."
Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said, "That's gonna be a bit awkward, init?"
"Not really." he said. "I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard."
08-04-2017, 10:45 AM
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Re: Mens corner
Originally Posted by OldGreyFox
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I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm, bless him.I shouted - "Where you off to Charlie?"
He said, "I'm off to change a light bulb."
Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said, "That's gonna be a bit awkward, init?"
"Not really." he said. "I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard."
08-04-2017, 06:37 PM
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Re: Mens corner
Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:"Are you okay John?"
"I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
"John," she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on now," Elizabeth insisted. She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."
After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still under the cart, I guess."
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