Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

I just phoned Sea World.

My call was answered by a message that said "your call may be recorded for training porpoises".

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I hope you told them to get their skates on,gumbud?

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The call was answered by a Tur-Bot

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Well as long as the ''please hold the line while we ignore you" tune wasn't 'Salmon chanted evening'...

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What time did you plaice the call gummy?

We’re free little sheep who have lost our minds, baa baa baa
We must be all mad we have all the right signs, baa baa baa

Baa baa black sheep have you any sense
Yes sir yes sir but not in the present tense
Some for the Administrator who lives in Wales
And some for the Mods with the cat o’ nine tails.

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I plaiced the call with our local fishmonger as he has always got a long line we can use, but he said it could take ages as it sometimes goes through whales!

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Few folks know this but Johnnie Ray was once a Fishmonger, I once went out with a Girl whose diet solely consisted of tinned fish, I often wonder what happened to Anne Chovey.

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We had a few Jockeys over here, Johnny Roe, Christy Roche, Paul Salmon, Frank Codd, I used to watch them parade around the haddock, one day I asked Roche was his mount any good and he whispered “Eel win for sure” I backed the horse and won six squid.

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You won a sick squid?
That's an unusual run of luck,Jem...you must've haddock coming!

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Wife said to her Husband "you only want sex when your drunk"...Husband says "That's not true, I sometimes want a Kebab".

That's one of Chub-by Browns