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Look forward to the pics

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monkeys? yes they can hold lots of balls in their mouths

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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, 'It's what mummy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an asshole.

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Y'just KNOW life hates you when you peel a banana-and it's empty!

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I've just realized how much I trust the internet, I use it to check my Lottery Numbers, what if it had lied?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5vkZPOdKOI

Perfection, maybe.

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ah see ya hedgin ya bets again spittie! surely the devil can offer us the same!

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Gummy, after all the push "n" pullin, ya just ave ta check ya own default settins are still intact.

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nuffin rang wiv may default settins r kid, day woz set lake dis in de faktory!

betta teek a leek at ya ain settins ya kud be terkin up ya ain arse - ya see wot I meens laddie??

van morrisson - big puffter! but erh hem I do like a little pavarotti with champers after dark!

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Gummy, do you remember that Architectural Tour we went on, to Bath, back in 85, when that Lady Streaker bent over to tie her lace up "You saw the Crescent, I saw The Whole of the Moon".
BTW Ya arse is closer than Ya mouth, wen shootin from da Hip.