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It is satisfying to know, it takes eight fingers, and two thumbs to play a Piano, it takes two thumbs to text, suck that up.

But, dexterity knows no bounds.

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No man is an Island…………..
Sounds familiar?
Yes, a book
Written by the Trappist Monk ,, Thomas Merton in 1955
Yes
A work of prose, by John Donne in 1624
Yes
A debut album by Reggae singer, Dennis Brown in 1972
Yes
A 1962 film about war hero George Tweed.
Yes
But I cant remember the name of the paralysed man who painted by using his mouth (brush in). 1970s era.
No I can’t

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Does where you live smell? just been out to put the recycling out and the air outside smells, just the same as it did 20 years ago, that is reassuring if one ever gets caught in a Blackout.

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It' all Greek to me

Μου αρέσει, κύριε!

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and to RJ for continuing the grand traditions of his family as an erudite story teller - a sharp wit and an uncanny habit of appearing just at the right time to advise the captain of wind changes etc!!

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Cos it's Christmas, I'd just like to say.

Be yourselves folks
Observe the terms and conditions
Look and learn
Love and like
Occasionally question
Cause a rumpus
Key results matter
Say sorry often

Thank You.

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(got it Spitty, very clever, have you done this before)



As Sir Winston once said "Round Objects"**


**


Refers to a margin note Winnie added to a report given to him.

His guileless A.D.C asked of him

"Who is Mr Round & what does he OBJECT to?"

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Juno wot? Eh? No? Well I'll TELL yers...

That total TIT that got lost yesterday trying t'find the coast,ffs,has put in a complaint to the county council,because he had to drive across a fekkin causeway to get onto this island! An official complaint,stating its against imaginary Elfen Safety rules he's just made up! I've just had an HOUR speaking to my MP [I happen t'know the bloke,so not a biggy] about this island. Right-for all yooz losers wot spend yer days fingering keyboards,it's name is Osea,in the River Blackwater. Now-I'm NOT alone here-we have eight permanent residents and a special place for celebs who have problems.
THEY all find their way to the mainland and back,often several times a day,without dramas. So do the dustmen,the postman,the milkman,various supermarket delivery drivers,etc..but a GOVERNMENT official can't even find the fekkin COAST,then manages,having driven across the causeway onto the island....to get LOST AGAIN,trying to get OFF it,back to the urban areas he STARTED OUT from,ffs!!!!! ...and yous lot wonder why this country's in the shitfest it currently stinks of! Bloody Norah-my granny's granny could navigate better than that! SHE once went right to the bottom of the orchard unaccompanied! Bugger this...time for Puggy to take matters into his own hands and stir up some REAL shit for those self-important expenses-fiddling,porn-downloading tory twats! Watch this space.....

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Pugsy, pray tell, why was Bloody Norah so known?

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This was a very clever acronym, deserving of wider acclamation for our dear Spitty, I appreciated it El Spitola