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Oh good, he's gone at last.

Grubby little toe-rag talking about decorating the walls with 'you-know-what!
He gets worse.

With a bit of luck these men will have a busy day tomorrow, and won't have time to intrude on our thread so much.

With that happy thought in mind, I shall retire to my boudoir with peace of mind and contentment.

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Good morning ladies. 👋 I won’t be taking my rightful place as the top banana on this thread today (for a while at least) as it’s wash the curtains day and that can only mean one thing. 🙄 but be brave I will return.

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Tezza, me old china, what a good boy you are, all domesticated and house trained - well I hope you're house trained anyway.

Perhaps when you have finished your curtains, you could offer to do a neighbours, then another one and so on.
We like to see you men kept busy.

We keep trying to find jobs for your mate Judsy, but he is a master of shirking our endeavours.
We will win in the end though, we always do.

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See how generous Tezza is? He's left you wimmin some cleaning products for you to scrub the walls with.

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So he has! Come on ladies let's get Judd dressed in his Brillo outfit and we can use him to rub up and down the walls!

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I'd like to oblige but sadly I must get back to work. I expect the place to be smelling fresh and shining like a new pin before I get back.

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Expectant mothers often expect to have a cute cuddly baby when they give birth....and most do, but they still have to suffer the intense pain first. Don't worry we ladies are prepared to wait till you have finished working!

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What a pleasant evening.
Not a pesky man in sight.

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Ahem

Think I'll have a gin with lots of ice....

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A late good morning ladies 👋 chores done and dusted so it’s back to normal IE us men dominating the thread. Ta Da.