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06-07-2019, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Wasn't it nice of Mags to call in last night!
We can't expect her to ban the men but, with her experience of men behaving badly, she may have some new ideas on how to control them & I know that Meg bakes very tasty deadly nightshade cookies, for those who refuse to be controlled!
I think Mags has a master key so can sneak in and out as necessary. Time to change the locks.
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06-07-2019, 09:24 AM
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Just seen Mups off to do her shopping


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06-07-2019, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Just seen Mups off to do her shopping



Yep, I must go in a minute.
I know how much you men enjoy my company, but don't cry, I will be back before you know it.

Ooh, by the way, can I get you anything while I'm out?
Any gob stoppers or anything?
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06-07-2019, 11:47 AM
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Yes it was, Twink.
I think she popped in for a cuddle with Gertie, but saw I was having a problem with you-know-who, so stayed and helped me out.
Persistent fellow that Judster bloke, but he went in the end.

Be warned, I can see that other toe-rag, Dongle, sitting on the bech in our garden. No doubt hatching a sly plan. . . .


Drat! He just slipped past me when I was talking to you!
Just offer him a cuppa & one of Megs special biscuits, that she only makes for LTP men. That should get rid of him for a bit!
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06-07-2019, 12:22 PM
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What a shame, I don't eat biscuits with belladonna in 'em - they give you shocking wind.
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06-07-2019, 08:51 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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What a shame, I don't eat biscuits with belladonna in 'em - they give you shocking wind.
Mind you, combined with your peanut biscuits, it would keep those wimmin out.


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06-07-2019, 09:04 PM
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Nothing keeps us women out - not minefields, depth charges, razor wire fences, hungry guard dogs - or rabid men folk. We will overcome the lot - so there!

If all else fails - I'll take 'thing's' dressings off - that smell could clear a squaddies smokey drill hall in 5 seconds flat!
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06-07-2019, 10:25 PM
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That's it Tabs, you tell 'em.
That's fighting talk if ever I heard it. Just what they needed.

I think we've been far too lenient with these pesky male individuals for far too long, and they're a menace.

They even think they can throw us ladies off our own thread!
Deluded, that's what they are, deluded and off their trolleys.

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06-07-2019, 10:28 PM
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I see that once again the place is littered with peasants of the female persuasion.
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06-07-2019, 10:33 PM
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I see that once again the place is littered with peasants of the female persuasion.


Come on, be honest, we make your day.
 



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