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A young lady who hailed from Glasgow
Got caught in a blizzard of snow
So she sipped some of her Buckfast
The onlookers were aghast
But it made the young lady's face glow.
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Originally Posted by EZ Rider ->
Of course not Mups. I reached my tiredness peak early that's all. X
I reckon if I slump across my laptop in mid type, i'm either dead, soon to be dead, or asleep. Fortunately it was the latter.
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I went to be early last night
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I went to bed early last night
Today I am chirpy and bright
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I wet to bed early last night
Today I am chirpy and bright
I guess it won't last
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I wet to bed early last night
Today I am chirpy and bright
I guess it won't last
Cos my incontinence is vast ! (check 1st. line )
And that first line's typo's not right !
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Today I shall have roast pork
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My Mum always made good cakes
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Today I shall have roast pork
But I won't be eating it with a fork
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Today I shall have roast pork
But i won't be eating it with a fork
I'll eat with my fingers
 
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