20-06-2018, 03:54 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Pug
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WOTCHA,TITCH!Hey-today,I found out I'm having an affair!!!
No,seriously...I was at the garage and overheard this 'fact' being discussed at the counter.
They had no idea I was me-although I had a vague idea who I am-and were really going for it,with details,times,places....which is amazing as I'm on cctv at those times,at the uni. Hmm....
[besides which,I'm a scruffy,ugly sod-girlies prefer they Clooney lookalikes]
Better to be talked about than ignored
20-06-2018, 04:08 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
WRONG.I have NO knowledge of this apparently full-on affair-I wasn't invited as I was 46 miles away at the university,when I was apparently seen creeping around with my strides over my arm-or whatever you people who have affairs do. But you can bet your ar5e I'll be RIGHT in the face of the fat tw#t that started this stuff...let's see how tough he REALLY is.
20-06-2018, 04:12 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Pug
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WRONG.I have NO knowledge of this apparently full-on affair-I wasn't invited as I was 46 miles away at the university,when I was apparently seen creeping around with my strides over my arm-or whatever you people who have affairs do. But you can bet your ar5e I'll be RIGHT in the face of the fat tw#t that started this stuff...let's see how tough he REALLY is.
That is maybe what the person wants - Rise above this
20-06-2018, 09:25 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Pug
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WOTCHA,TITCH!Hey-today,I found out I'm having an affair!!!
No,seriously...I was at the garage and overheard this 'fact' being discussed at the counter.
They had no idea I was me-although I had a vague idea who I am-and were really going for it,with details,times,places....which is amazing as I'm on cctv at those times,at the uni. Hmm....
[besides which,I'm a scruffy,ugly sod-girlies prefer they Clooney lookalikes]
That could become awkward Pug, specially if herself is the suspicious type, there are some very spiteful folks about these days.
Of course when you reach my age all that poppycock gossip goes in one ear and out the other, an affair at seventy odd, who could be that stupid.
On a lighted note one or two malicious rumours did reach Phyllis’s ears in my younger days, nonsense of course but just to keep the peace I ensured myself by having a shamrock tattooed on my left buttock, it is about the size of an orange, one could not miss it in a bed, anytime I was accused of being unfaithful all I had to say to the wife was “Ask her about the tattoo” Problem solved.
20-06-2018, 10:02 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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I still struggle with all my indiscretions - they torture me in my dreams - dream on sweet dreamer? 
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