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04-11-2017, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Morticia ->
Isn't he just ... but so sweet when he goes all coy. Makes me want to wash behind his ears for him.
Ears? That’s a weird spelling
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04-11-2017, 05:01 PM
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G ...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... you think there should have been an R on the front end?
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04-11-2017, 05:41 PM
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Suited and booted is very nice.
I do like a man in a uniform. Methinks Officer and a Gentleman - oooh
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04-11-2017, 06:18 PM
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G ...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ... you think there should have been an R on the front end?


Mort, you are getting our Rehab over excited.
Poor Mrs. Rehab will have to start him back on his tablets if this carries on.

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04-11-2017, 06:25 PM
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I only wear a suit at weddings and funerals. If sitting down for a meal at a wedding the jacket goes on the back of my chair.
Obviously I keep my jacket on and buttoned up all the time at a funeral.
Weird thing about the trousers though...never heard that before!
I've been googling for you Floydy... scroll down to No 9:

http://www.esquire.co.uk/style/news/...rousers-guide/
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04-11-2017, 06:30 PM
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This thread's (get it, nudge, nudge) turned into a bit of a bummer.
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04-11-2017, 06:33 PM
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That was an interesting link Pesta.

did you see number 5?

5 | Get on board with a taper
Shape-wise, slim should never equate to tight. Whatever size you are, your trousers should sit around half a centimeter away from your skin, and should feature a slight taper that follows the natural line of your leg – stretches in fabric around the groin, bum or thigh must be avoided



I'm saying nothing! I'm going to be good tonight.
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04-11-2017, 06:35 PM
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This thread's (get it, nudge, nudge) turned into a bit of a bummer.
It has .. it's quickly descended to the bottom end of decent mature discourse over mature people and their flogging (sorry flagging) interest in sex.
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04-11-2017, 06:44 PM
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Re: Hey you chaps...

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That was an interesting link Pesta.

did you see number 5?

5 | Get on board with a taper
Shape-wise, slim should never equate to tight. Whatever size you are, your trousers should sit around half a centimeter away from your skin, and should feature a slight taper that follows the natural line of your leg – stretches in fabric around the groin, bum or thigh must be avoided



I'm saying nothing! I'm going to be good tonight.
Yea, I noted it Morty... while Googling I found an even better link to explain much more sleazily about the fabric and the groin area.
I deserve a medal for not posting that instead.
(adjusts halo)
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04-11-2017, 06:53 PM
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Well I think it's commendable .... it does fall on us women to protect men's modesty and mystery and leave something titillating to the imagination.

Well done lass.
 
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