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12-02-2018, 05:24 PM
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Conundrum

An Englishman sees a paddy on the tube and devises a quick plan to make some money.

Englishman:"Hey Pat, do you wanna game of conundrums?"

Paddy: 'What the feck is that then?'

Englishman: "Well we ask each other questions, if you answer wrong, you give me £5 if you get it right, I'll give you £20 and vice versa"

Englishman: "You understand Pat?"

Paddy: 'Yes Soire, can I go first?'

Englishman: "Okay Paddy away you go"

Paddy:'Ok soire, What is green, tree feet long, has two heads and foive legs?"

Englishman, after scratching his head for ten minutes: "I really don't know Pat, heres your 20 quid"

Paddy: Neither do I soire, Heres your fiver!
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12-02-2018, 06:22 PM
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Re: Conundrum

Excellent!

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12-02-2018, 06:31 PM
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Re: Conundrum

Funny!
 

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