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10-12-2017, 08:32 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

Originally Posted by ruthio ->
D'you think it's right!?

My no.3 the giraffe one is still the very worst I've ever come across!
I'll give you the answer tomorrow!

Hi

Because they have the neck to ask for them?
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10-12-2017, 11:16 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

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Because they have the neck to ask for them?
Swims your answer is far better!!!!

A. They are so good that they'll stick their necks out for anyone!

We think that joke was compiled by a foreigner!!

Anyone got a worse joke than that?
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10-12-2017, 11:21 AM
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

A: Santa Clues!
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10-12-2017, 11:29 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

That's seriously bad
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11-12-2017, 01:17 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

How will Christmas be different after Brexit?

How do you recognise a Christmas tree from BHS?

What's the difference between the clementine in your Christmas stocking and Donald Trump?
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11-12-2017, 02:16 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

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How will Christmas be different after Brexit?

How do you recognise a Christmas tree from BHS?

What's the difference between the clementine in your Christmas stocking and Donald Trump?
There's no difference - they're both a little orange!
Heard that one before!
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11-12-2017, 01:02 PM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

Correct LMB, I like that one. Made me giggle.

Welcome back BTW
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11-12-2017, 11:03 PM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

How will Christmas be different after Brexit?

How do you recognise a Christmas tree from BHS?

No takers?

1 - No Brussels

2 - It hasn't got any branches
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12-12-2017, 08:25 AM
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Hi

A selection from Sky News

https://news.sky.com/story/stable-ma...-poll-11167217
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13-12-2017, 12:16 AM
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Re: Terrible Christmas jokes!

What does Santa suffer from when he's in a chimney?

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?

How does Good King Wenceslaus like his pizzas?

 
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