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21-03-2018, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Pug ->
I say...pertaining to nothing in particular...one's nice new,shiny,laptop arrived this very morning. Not even unboxed it yet,just had a quick peek inside...hmm,I'll never make fully qualified geek at this rate. However,with a little luck and a lot of expostulating,I may actually be able to see youtube videos on forums.

Sorry....carry on,chaps....
Ooh, I am excited Pugsy Bear.
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21-03-2018, 03:40 PM
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Ooh, I am excited Pugsy Bear.
as he been pugsying you again - we did warn you about 'im - lives on a bloody island and probably has a cock or two on his shoulder!!
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My last attempt to explain Youtube.
[yt] lower case! then the code after the = bit.
Then / forward slashbefore the lower case yt
Try again my lovelies.
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21-03-2018, 04:28 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

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My last attempt to explain Youtube.
[yt] lower case! then the code after the = bit.
Then / forward slashbefore the lower case yt
Try again my lovelies.
er excusa excusa signoreta - yuz can use upper case iffa ya wanna so there!!
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21-03-2018, 04:29 PM
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crossword puzzle
The Pope and one of the Cardinals were sitting around doing crossword puzzles.
The Pope says, "Can you think of a four-letter word meaning 'woman' that ends with the letters, U-N-T?"
The Cardinal thinks for a moment. "Why yes, father. That would be 'AUNT'"
The Pope laughs, "YES! Of course! ...ha ha ha..." (pause) "Got an eraser
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er excusa excusa signoreta - yuz can use upper case iffa ya wanna so there!!
It dunna work
I going to twiddle your beard if you start
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21-03-2018, 09:04 PM
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Thank you for your encouragement friends, it seems one little slash makes a hell of a difference in computer land, if it don’t work next time I think I’ll slash me wrists.

Good pope joke there Sweetie, I hear he doesn’t wear underpants when he’s having a shower because he hates to look down on the unemployed.

As I’ve said I’ve been watching all the old Charlie Chan mystery films on youtube, I’m lovin them all.


The Real Chinese Detective.

You can keep your Columbo’s and Kojak’s too
When it comes to the crunch they haven’t a clue.
Holmes needs Watson to help when he can
But the master of them all is the bold Charlie Chan.

A Chinese detective who’ll say good morning to you
Working in Hawaii in the city of Honolulu.
He’s honest and would never stoop to a bribe
Although there are sixteen mouths to feed in the Chan tribe.

Unlike the fat J Edgar Hoover, he don’t need a skirt to manoeuvre
And he once cracked a case for the police in Vancouver.
A mine was being looted by crooked gold diggers
And the story was written by the great Earl Derr Biggers.

Ha! ha! I managed to squeeze in the old Earl in at the end.

I had to laugh at Charlie last night, his number two son was getting the come on eye from two Chinese women in a bar, one was an old actress and the other was her young but ugly maid, Charlie notices his son taking it all in and says “Go for the young ugly one son, a fresh weed is better than a wilted rose” Priceless, they don’t write lines like that anymore.
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Sometimes there is a lot to crow about.
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22-03-2018, 04:32 AM
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Thank you for your encouragement friends, it seems one little slash makes a hell of a difference in computer land, if it don’t work next time I think I’ll slash me wrists.

Good pope joke there Sweetie, I hear he doesn’t wear underpants when he’s having a shower because he hates to look down on the unemployed.

As I’ve said I’ve been watching all the old Charlie Chan mystery films on youtube, I’m lovin them all.


The Real Chinese Detective.

You can keep your Columbo’s and Kojak’s too
When it comes to the crunch they haven’t a clue.
Holmes needs Watson to help when he can
But the master of them all is the bold Charlie Chan.

A Chinese detective who’ll say good morning to you
Working in Hawaii in the city of Honolulu.
He’s honest and would never stoop to a bribe
Although there are sixteen mouths to feed in the Chan tribe.

Unlike the fat J Edgar Hoover, he don’t need a skirt to manoeuvre
And he once cracked a case for the police in Vancouver.
A mine was being looted by crooked gold diggers
And the story was written by the great Earl Derr Biggers.

Ha! ha! I managed to squeeze in the old Earl in at the end.

I had to laugh at Charlie last night, his number two son was getting the come on eye from two Chinese women in a bar, one was an old actress and the other was her young but ugly maid, Charlie notices his son taking it all in and says “Go for the young ugly one son, a fresh weed is better than a wilted rose” Priceless, they don’t write lines like that anymore.
just checked a clip of those chan fillums Jem - why are they B/W and everyone is gray - is that to avoid the racist sensor??

bye the bye Jem uzed can keep practisin those U tube things as much as yuz likes - we don't mind - we'll just stand on the side lines and holler!! - more slashes! ps: jest doin my Jimmy Cagney talk - I'm takin 'im off in the Xmas panto!
 
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