Today i join the Borg Collective.
Yes its finally here. Today i leave the human race and become borg.
I will no longer care about my fellow humans and as my new identity as, 2 of four will only care about my fellow borg.
Today i will have my pacemaker fitted.
They are giving me a local anaesthetic and will then cut a space in my left breast area for the pacemaker to fit then feed charger leads into the heart. They will also fit a radio and wifi which i can control by twisting my left nipple..