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Very good, but this one was my favourite:

Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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Had a good laugh at that Feey, no doubt Mrs Fox will want a copy printing off......

My favourite is:- Men are like Pantyhose ... They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.
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Chap goes into a pub and a man sitting at the bar said "careful Jesus is watching you"

he took no notice

so the man at the bar again said " carful Jesus is watching you"

Again he took no notice and suddenly this dog bite him

"Why didn't anyone warn me" he asked in agony

The man sitting at the bar said he did warn him the dogs name was Jesus
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I went up to my local vicar and asked him if he saved fallen women
The vicar said yes he did
So I said can you save one for me then
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Avoid employing unlucky people: throw half of the CVs in the bin without reading them.

Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.

Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow.

Plagiarism saves time.

Working here is a bit like being a mushroom. You're kept in the dark and fed on shit.
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