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Very good, but this one was my favourite:

Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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Had a good laugh at that Feey, no doubt Mrs Fox will want a copy printing off......

My favourite is:- Men are like Pantyhose ... They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.

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Chap goes into a pub and a man sitting at the bar said "careful Jesus is watching you"

he took no notice

so the man at the bar again said " carful Jesus is watching you"

Again he took no notice and suddenly this dog bite him

"Why didn't anyone warn me" he asked in agony

The man sitting at the bar said he did warn him the dogs name was Jesus

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I went up to my local vicar and asked him if he saved fallen women
The vicar said yes he did
So I said can you save one for me then

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Avoid employing unlucky people: throw half of the CVs in the bin without reading them.

Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.

Never do today that which will become someone else's responsibility tomorrow.

Plagiarism saves time.

Working here is a bit like being a mushroom. You're kept in the dark and fed on shit.

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Me and my mate took some speed and stayed up all night playing 'Name That Tune'. It was a bit shit really because there's only 4 flavours.

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Two old Yorkshiremen were walking through the park on a hot summer's day, when they saw a girl sunbathing nude. The only thing hiding her modesty was a roofing tile from a local building site, placed strategically between her legs.

"I'll be buggered, Alf," said one. "Times have changed. I can remember when they used to be thatched."

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My jokes are all on my Friday Fun website, as you may know.
It just got nominated for a little award this morning.
If you can spare about three seconds to click on the little love heart at the top right of this page, I'd be grateful for a few more votes
Thanks chaps
Mike

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I'm trawling though my 30 year collection of funny downloads and audios and videos.
I've rebuilt my old web site and done most of the images and jokes and am now focused on the other things.
Does anyone here have any classics I should be adding?
The page I'm working on now is here.
Appreciate any contributions.
My criteria is a) they make me laugh and b) they are not too obscene.
Thanks Chaps!