Text to Neighbour
*TEXT TO NEIGHBOR*
>>> Hi, Fred, this is Alan next door. I have
>>> a confession to make.
>>> I have been riddled with guilt these past
>>> few months and have
>>> been trying to get up the courage to tell
>> you face-to-face, but
>>> I am at least telling you in text as I
>>> cannot live with myself a
>>> moment longer without you knowing.
>>> The truth is I have been sharing your
>>> wife, day and night, when
>>> you’re not around. In fact, probably more
>>> than you.
>>> I haven’t been getting it at home
>>> recently, but I know that’s
>>> no excuse. The temptation was just too
>>> great. I can no longer
>>> live with the guilt and hope that you
>>> will accept my sincerest apology and
>>> forgive me. It won’t happen again. Please
>>> suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.
>>> Regards, Alan.
>>> NEIGHBOR’S RESPONSE*
>>> Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed...
>>> then grabbed his gun and shot his
>>> neighbor Alan dead. He returned home,
>>> poured himself a stiff drink, and sat
>>> down on the sofa. Fred took out his phone
>>> where he saw a second message from Alan.
>>> SECOND MESSAGE*
>>> Hi, Fred, this is Alan next door, again.
>>> Sorry about the typo on my last text. I
>>> expect that you figured it out and
>>> noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed
>>> “wi-fi” to “wife.” That’s today’s
>>> technology for you, hey?
>>> Regards, Alan