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07-10-2014, 07:54 AM
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Re: Enrolled in new course

Well now, isn't that a coincidence!
While you were in that course, I was taking one right next door!



The small print:

Teach him to:
- Prepare gourmet meals at a moment's notice.
- Clean the house
- Massage your feet
- Sit quietly while you browse your favourite TV stations
- Respond to non-verbal cues, such as the snapping of fingers
- Answer "Yes dear" to any and all requests.
- Serve you wine and chocolates wearing nothing but a thong
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07-10-2014, 04:39 PM
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Re: Enrolled in new course

Originally Posted by lovemyboys ->
well now, isn't that a coincidence!
While you were in that course, i was taking one right next door!



the small print:

Teach him to:
- prepare gourmet meals at a moment's notice.
- clean the house
- massage your feet
- sit quietly while you browse your favourite tv stations
- respond to non-verbal cues, such as the snapping of fingers
- answer "yes dear" to any and all requests.
- serve you wine and chocolates wearing nothing but a thong
ouch!
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07-10-2014, 08:17 PM
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Re: Enrolled in new course

I knew a husband and wife, she took the course unknowns to him and he took it unknowns to her, they never spoke, just clicked their fingers at each other, both ended up starved to death sitting in an armchair with their shoes still on and the place filthy.
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08-10-2014, 07:39 AM
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Re: Enrolled in new course

Originally Posted by Jem ->
I knew a husband and wife, she took the course unknowns to him and he took it unknowns to her, they never spoke, just clicked their fingers at each other, both ended up starved to death sitting in an armchair with their shoes still on and the place filthy.


But who had control of the remote?!!
 
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