Gardening innuendo

I`m a born flirt and can be quite outrageous.

As I troll(troll ,hello I`m Julian and this is my friend Sandy)
gardening sites I see questions about melons.

Melons?--adopts a Kenneth Williams type voice-get your brush out love and give the flowers a litle tickle.


And when they are growing?--look darling just support them -i don`t want to know your bra size

Re: Gardening innuendo

LOL! Nice looking melons...what kind?

Re: Gardening innuendo

That`s a `sweetheart`

I`m not sure if `Round the Horne` ever made it to the States-Julian and Sandy were two camp characters from the mid-late 60s