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06-03-2017, 04:56 PM
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What to drink if you want to live longer

Interview with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky:


Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?

Hattie : For better digestion, I drink beer.

In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.

For low blood pressure I drink red wine.

In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.

And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.

Reporter : When do you drink water?

Hattie : I've never been that sick.
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06-03-2017, 05:26 PM
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Re: What to drink if you want to live longer

Love it.

I must be really sick then I drink loads of water.
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06-03-2017, 05:32 PM
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Re: What to drink if you want to live longer

Originally Posted by longfellow ->
Interview with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky:


Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?

Hattie : For better digestion, I drink beer.

In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.

For low blood pressure I drink red wine.

In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.

And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.

Reporter : When do you drink water?

Hattie : I've never been that sick.
Hi

She has a valid point.

Recent research has shown that the biggest single cause of death in the World is water.

100% of people who have died have drunk the stuff.

Avoid at all costs.
 



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