Bowels

What is it that the NHS suddenly get interested in my bowels and its movement.
I keep getting letters asking for samples and what they want me to send them.
So i thought about passing wind and sending it by airmail

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Bored are we, realspeed?

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realspeed, Were you referring to the Bowel Cancer Test? If it is, make sure you have a carrier bag at the ready! Not for the amount but it just makes it easier to catch!
I'm not being rude.....this is reality!!

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They really don't care....................but you should.

I took the test......I am still alive........might not be able to you this advice if I had ignored the carded contents and those sexy plastic bags.

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Same...

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definitely take the test. It's easy to do and could save your life. If not then at least you get to tell the NHS what you think of their services in an eloquent way!

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They stopped sending me those kits a couple of years ago thank goodness. I always made a point of posting them back on a Turdsday.

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All joking aside do the test it might save your life. The campaign to get NHS testing for those at most risk was long and bloody we lost people to the disease along the way. But caught early it can be treated.

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I took the test and ended up in Hospital with problems which they caught fast, so please do the test and send it away.

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Another way of looking at this is, maybe we are lucky to be offered the test free of charge in this country. Don't mock it.